Wednesday, December 30, 2009

LAUGH FOR A WHILE :)


Read this post and laugh for some time...Sorry female readers....idi just for fun and nt to hurt anyone.....Konni girls profiles frm matrimonial sites....Click read more...!

These are Girls profiles taken from Matrimony sites These are actual
ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything
is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...
__________________________________________________ _____
- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore..
if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
__________________________________________________ _____
i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
__________________________________________________ _____
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more
than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
__________________________________________________ _____
i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
__________________________________________________ _____
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
__________________________________________________ _____
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
__________________________________________________ _____
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
__________________________________________________ _____
iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
__________________________________________________ _____
Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)

Keep smiling..Regards,
Sriram Mallik.

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